Send this to seven friends or you will have bad luck...

A friend of mine who recently got my e-mail address forwarded me one of those e-mails that goes around the internet. It was about a man whose wife had a pair of panties she was saving for a special occasion and died before that special occasion came up. The message was to seize the day or whatever. Anyway, like most people I can't stand receiving these things so I composed and sent this in response:

This has some deep meaning hidden between the lines (remove me from your forward list) for all of us and all that you have meant to me.... some ONE is looking out for us...if I didn't believe that you should remove me from your forward list....we wouldn't still be friends..... READ ALONE - READ ALL OF IT

CASE 1: Kelly Seedy had one wish, for her boyfriend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch, David proposed! She accepted. But she then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got back to her office she noticed on her computer she had e-mail. She checked it, the usual stuff from friends, but then she saw one that she had never seen before. It was this very letter asking her to remove me from her forward list. She simply deleted it, without reading it, and continued to send me forwards. BIG MISTAKE!! Later that evening she received a call from the local police. It was regarding David. He had been in an accident with an 18-wheeler, he did not survive.

CASE 2:
Take Katie Robbenson. She received this request from me to remove me from her forward list and being the believer that she was immediately did so. But, a few days later, someone sent her something that she felt she just had to forward onto me. Three days later she went to a Masquerade ball. Later that night when she left to get to her car to go home, she was killed on the spot by a hit and run drunk driver.

CASE 3:
Richard S. Willis removed me from his forward list within 45 minutes of reading this letter. Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview, with a really big company, when he ran into Cynthia Bell, his secret love of 5 years. Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had for 2 years. Three days later he proposed to her and they were married. They are still married to this day and have three children.

This is the letter:

Please remove me from your forward list.
Seize the day, Never have regrets.

You must remove me from your forward list within 3 hours after reading the letter. If you do this you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. The person you are most attracted to will soon return your feelings. If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly head.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
The quicker you remove me from your forward list, the better luck you will have.

I'm planning to use this as a standard response in the future for all such unwanted forwards I get.

Classified under: e-mail, forwards, humor